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Sometimes a place is so special to you, it feels like it couldn't possibly continue after you're gone. I hate to bail, but I've been asked to do a commercial for the Boys and Girls Club of America, and I just can't turn down community service. This message is coming to you either from beyond the grave or because I am in the grip of insanity.I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap." —Jack, Season 1, Episode 15"I believe that the moon does not exist.I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. " —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 17"Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Spaceman, Season 1, Episode 18"I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness." —Jack, Season 1, Episode 19"The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans.Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at the graveyard and the night shift at that Days Inn?J: The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room. He'd fallen though the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes.Am I trying to instigate fights by throwing wine at people just to get on camera, and maybe also promote my new lifestyle website, Jennas-Side.com? I mean, is wine-throwing something that even gets you on a reality show?